You and I are past our dancing days

flugelhorn:turdmeister:fuckyeahtvpicspam:(via calikalie)

Ryan: Jim’s been looking at me kind of…a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.

The Office 2.14 - “The Carpet”

Jim: Do you really have to do that right now?
Dwight: Yeah, actually. I should have done it weeks ago.

Dwight: Retaliation. Dit for tit.
Jim: That is not the expression.
Dwight: Well it should be.