You and I are past our dancing days

Text I should have fucking known this was going to happen.

I should have gotten everything straight before now. I should have fucking known. The last thing I wanted was to wind up as his friend with benefits, but hey, guess who got the short stick? GUESS WHO ALWAYS GETS THE FUCKING SHORT STICK!

Answer: Me.

#fuck #fuckfuck #fwb #fml #life lesson

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Pippin’s Song

Text Head meet Desk

Text The problem with dating someone who is best friends with your best friend is that it tends to make certain conversations awkward or unapproachable.

This sucks because I need a woman’s opinion on all of this shit and I can’t ask my best friend.

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what if it does?

Speaking to me right here, hun. Merci.

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third favorite disney couple, first favorite ‘princess’

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I guess I shouldn’t be allowed to touch the internet. I start to get really insecure and paranoid about things. Why can’t I be as content now as when I was laying around all day watching movies with him? Because I am an idiot.

JFC I miss the always happy, always smiling me from last week.

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Joel: I can’t see anything that I don’t like about you.
Clementine: But you will! You will. You know, you will think of things. And I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.

— Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

This conversation is almost the exact one I had with Tyler two weeks ago. It was cute…then, but now it just sort of makes me sad. ):

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"Light like this does not exist, but we wish it did. We wish the sun could make us young and beautiful, we wish our clothes could glisten and ripple against our skins, most of all, we wish that everyone we knew could be brightened simply by our looking at them."

Susanna Kaysen (Girl, Interrupted)
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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA

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